BILLY BOBS PLACE

Just a Kid


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

GOING BACK 60 YEARS IN TIME
 

I lived on an little 80 acre farm half ways between Winceville and Forrestell, Mo. 
It was just a short drive in the old black model 'A' Ford to Hawk Point. 
There were 6 of us boys on the farm. 
The other 5 being "foster" kids, ranging in age from 6 years to 13 years. I was the youngest.
I can recall only 3 of their names. Joe, Carl and Walter. 
One of the boys drowned, but I don't recall which one. Another lost 2 fingers in a mower atempting to save a bird.

We raised chickens, cows and pigs. Sold eggs and milk and ate the pigs.
We had a corn field, a hay field, a potato patch, and a kitchen vegetable garden.
The ice man came once a week to put blocks of ice in the ice box. 
Grocery shopping was once a month. What was mostly 100 pound sacks of flour and sugar.
Meats and vegetables was canned.
The tractor was a Farmall.
We cut fire wood for heat and cooking. Baths were in a wash tub.
Water was carried from the hand pump well.
We had no electricity.
We ate at an old wooden table with benches. Six hungry boys and two adults. 
Dessert was served on the bottom of your dinner plate. Ya licked your plate.
No eat, no dessert.
 Sunday dinner was almost always fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and some 
God awful tasting vegetables I didn't like. Bread, biscuits and pies was baked in the wood stove. 
 

The older boys taught me many important things about life what I still practice to this day. 
Never sleep on your left side or the devil will stick his pitch fork in your heart from under the bed. 
Never 'tell on" (snitch) or you will grow warts on your nose.
Never let a black person see ya stick your tongue out, or they gonna take out a butcher knife and slice it slap off.
Never drink creek water 'cause the fish, snakes and turtles pee in the water.
Hide behind a bush if a stranger comes in the yard.
Wash your hands before ya pees so's ya don't get dirt on "willy"
 

This is the beginning of a true to life adventure that will have ya wondering 
"who the hell is Billy"

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"BILLY BOB
IN THE RAW"