RETIRED IN 2007

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I've been here over a year and here are my logs for 2007

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Dec. 28, 2007
Where is the meat??? Boy O' Boy, am I ever glad this month is almost gone. Christmas dinner didn't come out worth a damn. Who ever heard of leaving a perfectly good ham in the oven for 12 hours at 180 degrees. All the juices ended up going down the drain and the ham was like dry as the desert. Sheesh!!! The other stuff was good though. Anyhows, Merry Christmas to all and have a good night.
Satellite guy came yesterday about the time it was super cold, windy and snow flurries. Came back today and the damn thing won't work. Sheesh again!!!
Now he's going back to get another dish. Freak'n dogs like to ate his lunch when he got here. Just walked into the yard and all hell broke loose. He was like really shook up trying to keep his distance from their snarling teeth. I went to his rescue. Remember Bevis and Butthead??? This guy is "coach".

Dec. 23, 2007
Christmas prep.
or do I have to say Holiday prep? Cuss, cuss, cuss....ect. Didn't get my satellite. When I want something, I want it NOW!!! Not next week. Not only that, the PC Doctor place won't call me back and that really pisses me off. Then when I finally get it installed, I'll be carrying around an extra 100# of stuff and then I have to set it up when I park and then I have to find the freak'n satellite and then I have to get a second job to pay for the shit and then I still have to put up with the porn crap that pops up when I don't want nothing to do with that crap. Maybe I should have gone with Virison Broadband for like $400 cheaper. Porn and all. Sounds like a good plan.
I gonna be making Christmas dinner this year. Baked ham, smashed pots., stove top dressing, green beans, cranberry stuff and some kind of gravy. Bake 12 hours at 190-200 deg. with cloves and honey/mustard smeared all over and covered with alum. Then at 10 am. whip it up to 375 for 3 hours with careful observation every 1/2 hour. That be the bestest ham in the desert southwest. Probably any where in the U.S.....I know cause I been there and done that.
P/S...don't eat the cloves.

Dec. 20, 2007
Where have all the freaking months gone?? Yikes!!! Where the hell did 2007 go??? I've been here in this damn desert for like 16 months now. I keep buying stuff I really don't need, so I guess I'll be staying here for another year. Gots 2 golf carts, all my gold diggin stuff, a porch, a 120 gallon propane tank and stuff laying all over the yard. Take months to get rid of it all.
Ordered a satellite dish for broadband (what ever the hell that is). I call it internet!!! Any hows, they didn't show up today and I got pissed. Bastards!!!
Hope to be online tomorrow.
Looked in the mail box today for my e-mail addresses. Robert sending. $X%#*Z@? or something like that. He's such a good boy!!!
Been cold at night (mid 20's) but nice days. Played golf tuesday....sucked.....and scramble wed. Going to be too cold to play for a week.
"That's all I have to say about that" (GUMP)

Nov. Did I mention I bought a new lap-top??? Well, I did. HP 17" super high speed do it. Damn thing takes 5 minutes to load....sheesh!!!
Probably didn't mention my new cart either. Was looking for a 4 wheeler to put 2 wheels on the front of my 3 wheeler. Found one and fixed it instead of my original plans. It's a gas job and runs really good. The governor don't work so it might go 60 mph if I wind it up. Spent like $500 to fix the damn thing and now I'm stuck with 2 junk carts. Another job well done Piepmeier!!!
Also bought a new camera. Not very happy with it. I guess you get what you pay for. $219.
Damn I spend a lot of money!!!

May 13
The day I crashed my cart Weather been great except for wind. Wind blows all the time and I hate wind. Would you believe 20 mph winds are only a breeze??
Made radical changes to my cart. Chopped the top 9" in the front. Really cool. Then painted it purple and bright yellow. WOW, it looks some kind of bad!!!
Then the rear end went out. Pinion gear nut came off from hot rodding on the course. Then this morning....I was removing the heavy floor mat. Had it up on the seat, shift lever in reverse and the key on. Guess what?? Mat fell....pushing 'go' petal and VAROOOM!!! Slammed smack dab into the Bronco creaming one beautiful purple and yellow fender. Then when I jacked it up the damn thing fell to the ground. (Had the back wheel off for fender repairs) Now it's dark outside. The fender is straightened and repainted. What a wonderful day!!! Dogs kept their distance from me. LOL
Feeling pretty good....back hurts, toe hurts and hand still numb. Otherwise, I'm happy.

April 21
Biting cactus HEY!!! I'm over here. You write....I listen!!!
Weather sucked up again. Windy and cold for 3 weeks. Weatherman says more to come. Had to enlarge the garden. Too many plants and those damn things gots teeth. They bite. One is bad ass!!!
Dogs doing great. Lug nut almost got the guy at Walmart loading stepping stones in the Bronco. Health about so so. No energy, sore muscles, toe hurts, back hurts and that lump is still there. (Dr. says it's a bone growth)
Wayne been driving me nutso. He did it better. He hurts more. Has to have everything his way. Freak'n Virgo's. I tell him he's just like my X-wife. LOL He has 15 quail, but when they ALL come to eat, there are only 8. He can drive the green on 12 and 13 but I out drive him almost every drive.
Went to Silver City for a round. Hit a 95 in winds. Cussed a lot. What can I say???

April 5, 2007
Breezy winds My God it's been a long time since I've heard from you. What the hell have you been doing?
Weather been great. Upper 70's to mid 80's. Wind has been terrible......up to 40 and 50 mph.
Put 2 raise up windows in the porch. Work great. Push them open and walla, instant A/C. Then I built a 3X5 storage thingy for my gold machine and gear. Now I have room in the Bronco for rocks, cactus and plants. Garden looks great. Lots of cactus and a couple plants.
Excellent blood pressure and feeling much better. Metamucil sucks but it makes you poop right. Got dehydrated again. Maybe I don't drink enough coffee.
Play golf 3 times a week and one meal a day on golf days. Lost 15 pounds but can't figure it out. Hit an 86 but have nothing to say about the 104.
Damn, I need to go somewhere. Got road fever.

March 3, 2007
That old dead tree Not a lot to talk about. Nothing exciting ever happens. I now have a little cactus garden. Went to the mountains and picked up a bunch of rocks
(bout 100) for the border. Then another trip to dig up some plants. Got 5 nice plants and that old dead tree in my garden.
Went to the mountains to pull some gold samples. There ain't any gold in those mountains.
Played a bunch of golf. 1st. in last week scramble, $10 in handicap game, 2nd. place in today's scramble but hit a 105 sunday. What the hell??? Been power driving the ball and now my back is killing me.
Went to another DR. Gots arthritis in my neck and both big toe joints. Now what I gonna do? He wants to operate.

Feb. 27, 2007
no blood in poop Weather finally a lot better. Mid 60's to 70 but the freak'n wind is terrible. 20 to 40 MPH almost every day. Nights still in the 20's.
Joined the NMGA (NM. GOLFING ASSOC.) Now I has an official handicap. Turned in a bunch of scorecards and got a 19.
Had my colonoscopy and endoscopy 3 weeks ago. Bunch of stuff found. Some can't be fixed. No cancer from biopsies.
Since I take my meds....no blood in poop. And I feel a lot better too.
Wayne planted me a dead tree the other day. Just a limb off a real tree. LOL..... Need about 100 rocks for my cactus garden.

Jan. 28, 2007
I like this one....coffe filters
Snow in the desert??? Why do you get so mad at the coffee filters? Cause they piss me off. LOL. Damn things stick together.
Snowed a couple times last week but it was gone in nothing flat. Got pics to prove it. Snowed really good last night but it's gone too.
Sure is cold when we get to the Country Club. Like 35 degrees at 9 AM. But in the upper 40's by about 10:30.
Having trouble taking a dump. So I fixed that too. A laxative, homemade chicken soup with cabbage, sauerkraut and sausage and raw cabbage.
Man you talk about taking a poop........
Dogs tore up all the snow in the yard. They be dogs!!

Jan. 15, 2007
Dog dish coffee Damn, it's cold. 8 degrees last night. Freak'n water froze up before I got my coffee. Used water from the dogs dish. Gots to have caffeine. Had a couple days in the lower 60's. Was nice.
Colenoscopy scheduled for tomorrow. Chickened out and rescheduled for next week.
Played a little golf last week. Hit 96 one day, -4 in the wed. scramble and a good game of 87 on friday. Putting was automatic on.

Jan. 1, 2007
Deming, New Mexico Not much to write about. Been one cold front after another. Cooped up in my "shack" sucks. Health is just so so. Feel good one day and sick for two. Pissed at my Dr. All he cares about is my smoking. I'm sick and it's not my smoking. This guy has got to go!!!
Sitting and sleeping. No energy. Don't want to do anything. This shit ain't right
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Dec. 28, 2007 Where is the meat???	Boy O' Boy, am I ever glad this month is almost gone. Christmas dinner didn't come out worth a damn. Who ever heard of leaving a perfectly good ham in the oven for 12 hours at 180 degrees. All the juices ended up going down the drain and the ham was like dry as the desert. Sheesh!!! The other stuff was good though. Anyhows, Merry Christmas to all and have a good night. Satellite guy came yesterday about the time it was super cold, windy and snow flurries. Came back today and the damn thing won't work. Sheesh again!!! Now he's going back to get another dish. Freak'n dogs like to ate his lunch when he got here. Just walked into the yard and all hell broke loose. He was like really shook up trying to keep his distance from their snarling teeth. I went to his rescue. Remember Bevis and Butthead??? This guy is "coach".
Dec. 23, 2007 Christmas prep. or do I have to say Holiday prep?	Cuss, cuss, cuss....ect. Didn't get my satellite. When I want something, I want it NOW!!! Not next week. Not only that, the PC Doctor place won't call me back and that really pisses me off. Then when I finally get it installed, I'll be carrying around an extra 100# of stuff and then I have to set it up when I park and then I have to find the freak'n satellite and then I have to get a second job to pay for the shit and then I still have to put up with the porn crap that pops up when I don't want nothing to do with that crap. Maybe I should have gone with Virison Broadband for like $400 cheaper. Porn and all. Sounds like a good plan. I gonna be making Christmas dinner this year. Baked ham, smashed pots., stove top dressing, green beans, cranberry stuff and some kind of gravy. Bake 12 hours at 190-200 deg. with cloves and honey/mustard smeared all over and covered with alum. Then at 10 am. whip it up to 375 for 3 hours with careful observation every 1/2 hour. That be the bestest ham in the desert southwest. Probably any where in the U.S.....I know cause I been there and done that. P/S...don't eat the cloves.
Dec. 20, 2007 Where have all the freaking months gone??	Yikes!!! Where the hell did 2007 go??? I've been here in this damn desert for like 16 months now. I keep buying stuff I really don't need, so I guess I'll be staying here for another year. Gots 2 golf carts, all my gold diggin stuff, a porch, a 120 gallon propane tank and stuff laying all over the yard. Take months to get rid of it all. Ordered a satellite dish for broadband (what ever the hell that is). I call it internet!!! Any hows, they didn't show up today and I got pissed. Bastards!!! Hope to be online tomorrow. Looked in the mail box today for my e-mail addresses. Robert sending. $X%#*Z@? or something like that. He's such a good boy!!! Been cold at night (mid 20's) but nice days. Played golf tuesday....sucked.....and scramble wed. Going to be too cold to play for a week. "That's all I have to say about that" (GUMP)
Nov.	Did I mention I bought a new lap-top??? Well, I did. HP 17" super high speed do it. Damn thing takes 5 minutes to load....sheesh!!! Probably didn't mention my new cart either. Was looking for a 4 wheeler to put 2 wheels on the front of my 3 wheeler. Found one and fixed it instead of my original plans. It's a gas job and runs really good. The governor don't work so it might go 60 mph if I wind it up. Spent like $500 to fix the damn thing and now I'm stuck with 2 junk carts. Another job well done Piepmeier!!! Also bought a new camera. Not very happy with it. I guess you get what you pay for. $219. Damn I spend a lot of money!!!
May 13 The day I crashed my cart	Weather been great except for wind. Wind blows all the time and I hate wind. Would you believe 20 mph winds are only a breeze?? Made radical changes to my cart. Chopped the top 9" in the front. Really cool. Then painted it purple and bright yellow. WOW, it looks some kind of bad!!! Then the rear end went out. Pinion gear nut came off from hot rodding on the course. Then this morning....I was removing the heavy floor mat. Had it up on the seat, shift lever in reverse and the key on. Guess what?? Mat fell....pushing 'go' petal and VAROOOM!!! Slammed smack dab into the Bronco creaming one beautiful purple and yellow fender. Then when I jacked it up the damn thing fell to the ground. (Had the back wheel off for fender repairs) Now it's dark outside. The fender is straightened and repainted. What a wonderful day!!! Dogs kept their distance from me. LOL Feeling pretty good....back hurts, toe hurts and hand still numb. Otherwise, I'm happy.
April 21 Biting cactus	HEY!!! I'm over here. You write....I listen!!! Weather sucked up again. Windy and cold for 3 weeks. Weatherman says more to come. Had to enlarge the garden. Too many plants and those damn things gots teeth. They bite. One is bad ass!!! Dogs doing great. Lug nut almost got the guy at Walmart loading stepping stones in the Bronco. Health about so so. No energy, sore muscles, toe hurts, back hurts and that lump is still there. (Dr. says it's a bone growth) Wayne been driving me nutso. He did it better. He hurts more. Has to have everything his way. Freak'n Virgo's. I tell him he's just like my X-wife. LOL He has 15 quail, but when they ALL come to eat, there are only 8. He can drive the green on 12 and 13 but I out drive him almost every drive. Went to Silver City for a round. Hit a 95 in winds. Cussed a lot. What can I say???
April 5, 2007 Breezy winds	My God it's been a long time since I've heard from you. What the hell have you been doing? Weather been great. Upper 70's to mid 80's. Wind has been terrible......up to 40 and 50 mph. Put 2 raise up windows in the porch. Work great. Push them open and walla, instant A/C. Then I built a 3X5 storage thingy for my gold machine and gear. Now I have room in the Bronco for rocks, cactus and plants. Garden looks great. Lots of cactus and a couple plants. Excellent blood pressure and feeling much better. Metamucil sucks but it makes you poop right. Got dehydrated again. Maybe I don't drink enough coffee. Play golf 3 times a week and one meal a day on golf days. Lost 15 pounds but can't figure it out. Hit an 86 but have nothing to say about the 104. Damn, I need to go somewhere. Got road fever.
March 3, 2007 That old dead tree	Not a lot to talk about. Nothing exciting ever happens. I now have a little cactus garden. Went to the mountains and picked up a bunch of rocks (bout 100) for the border. Then another trip to dig up some plants. Got 5 nice plants and that old dead tree in my garden. Went to the mountains to pull some gold samples. There ain't any gold in those mountains. Played a bunch of golf. 1st. in last week scramble, $10 in handicap game, 2nd. place in today's scramble but hit a 105 sunday. What the hell??? Been power driving the ball and now my back is killing me. Went to another DR. Gots arthritis in my neck and both big toe joints. Now what I gonna do? He wants to operate.
Feb. 27, 2007 no blood in poop	Weather finally a lot better. Mid 60's to 70 but the freak'n wind is terrible. 20 to 40 MPH almost every day. Nights still in the 20's. Joined the NMGA (NM. GOLFING ASSOC.) Now I has an official handicap. Turned in a bunch of scorecards and got a 19. Had my colonoscopy and endoscopy 3 weeks ago. Bunch of stuff found. Some can't be fixed. No cancer from biopsies. Since I take my meds....no blood in poop. And I feel a lot better too. Wayne planted me a dead tree the other day. Just a limb off a real tree. LOL..... Need about 100 rocks for my cactus garden.
Jan. 28, 2007 I like this one....coffe filters Snow in the desert???	Why do you get so mad at the coffee filters? Cause they piss me off. LOL. Damn things stick together. Snowed a couple times last week but it was gone in nothing flat. Got pics to prove it. Snowed really good last night but it's gone too. Sure is cold when we get to the Country Club. Like 35 degrees at 9 AM. But in the upper 40's by about 10:30. Having trouble taking a dump. So I fixed that too. A laxative, homemade chicken soup with cabbage, sauerkraut and sausage and raw cabbage. Man you talk about taking a poop........ Dogs tore up all the snow in the yard. They be dogs!!
Jan. 15, 2007 Dog dish coffee	Damn, it's cold. 8 degrees last night. Freak'n water froze up before I got my coffee. Used water from the dogs dish. Gots to have caffeine. Had a couple days in the lower 60's. Was nice. Colenoscopy scheduled for tomorrow. Chickened out and rescheduled for next week. Played a little golf last week. Hit 96 one day, -4 in the wed. scramble and a good game of 87 on friday. Putting was automatic on.
Jan. 1, 2007 Deming, New Mexico	Not much to write about. Been one cold front after another. Cooped up in my "shack" sucks. Health is just so so. Feel good one day and sick for two. Pissed at my Dr. All he cares about is my smoking. I'm sick and it's not my smoking. This guy has got to go!!! Sitting and sleeping. No energy. Don't want to do anything. This shit ain't right .